The Crimson Lotus: 2009

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Major Tom to ground control

No job. No mountains. Can't hang out with friends. And now linux does this. Quiet a test of character.

There are so many things in my mind that I'll lose a lot of info if I don't write it down. I can't hang out with friends, have no job (as of now, only an offer) and not much money (so I can't travel, which I love to). So to start with a slight review of 2012. This is pretty much you'll want to know about it. The movie is full of cliches and overlooks numerous facts. E.g. How can 1500m tsunami cross over the Himalaya? even a class 3rd student has better geography. It seems like all the scientists in the world have migrated to America as no other country in the world has any idea whatsoever about anomalous solar and geological activity. The feds wipe clean anybody who tries to speak about the impending apocalypse but fail to even discover a junkie in their own backyard, who is illegally broadcasting all the info on FM frequencies. Maybe the US army needs to learn something called triangulation. The air force one crew behaves like it doesn't give a heck whether the president is on board or not, ('yay! we're all going to China!'). The new leader of the Americans is a scientist! No military personnel/politicians but a scientist! The world is ending and our hero is talking about stupid books which no one ever read, and still manages to score Thandie Newton. Poor Tom Cruise. Also there's a hint that by 2012, all laptop manufacturers will go extinct as every one is using a Sony Vaio. Also hot chicks in mini skirts are quiet comfortable in sub-zero Tibet. To witness a lot more atrocities on common sense, logic, geography and physics watch the movie itself.